{"product_id":"gc-4485051997","title":"Set of 2 Funny Greeting Card Gift For Friend Sarcastic Folded Text Card","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; color: #333; max-width: 800px; margin: 0 auto;\"\u003e\n\u003ch4 style=\"margin-top: 15px; margin-bottom: 10px; font-weight: bold; color: #333;\"\u003eHighlights\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade by [MrsShpCrafts](https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/shop\/MrsShpCrafts)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eParty decor for gatherings and celebrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterials: Paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 10px; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003eYou know those moments when only a sarcastic card makes sense? 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